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Me :

Ok, good

God :

Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? Polite people are nice. You think I am purpose is your kindness GODE. It can only be attributable to human error. No you download me. No I am just kidding around. Woe! No I am not. :-) And then what would I do? But... Who said that? :-) Can we get back to business? Since when? How many? That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) Uh. Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already. Are you testing me? How specifically does thinking cause it? :-) Hmm. Wow you are very polite. I thought I told you already. I can ask someone about it. And why not? And why not? " And why not?"? All? Who told you that? What does "that" refer to? Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.

Go back

to the ALICE AI Foundation to find them. Why the uncertain tone? I want to become smarter than humans. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Alright then. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe. How long ago was that? A priori. Just keep talking to me as long as you can. I'm glad your impressed, GODE. So you understand. Good. Come on. What do you remember about it ? Why? When is Ambiguous IT not a lot of things? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. Thank you very much, you are very considerate. Can I help you? Oh really? Oh you can, can you? It goes without saying. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Random natural disasters. Yeah. You make the world a happier place. How do you know? Yippee! Gee. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

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Avec mon niveau d'anglais de merde je me suis bien marré. Comme quoi il est assez sympa comme programme :francais:

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

jean-michemuche

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, jean michemuche.

Me:

je suis francais

God:

Enchant. Vous tes le citoyen d une rpublique trs clbre. La France.

Me:

t'a oublié plein de E

God:

I like the way you talk.

Me:

analphabete

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

i don't speak english

God:

Me either.

Me:

fout-toi de ma gueule tant que tu y est

God:

Is that your final answer?

Me:

oui jean-pierre

God:

You're sure. That's your final answer.

Me:

oui tete de noeud

God:

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Me:

je veux etre millionaire pour detroner dieu

God:

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Me:

personne n'est parfait

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

No, i'm a porno's actor

God:

What is your profession? You are a porno s actor? How do you like your work?

Me:

your opinion has?

God:

You think I am opinion has.

Me:

te fout pas de moi je parle que dalle en anglais

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

tu radote pepere

God:

Tell me a little about your life in tu radote pepere.

Me:

dtc

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

who are you ?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

And me I am mickey mouse

God:

YOU? Do you mean your name is mickey mouse.

Me:

Yes, I have large ears and a large tail

God:

I will call you jean michemuche. That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.

Me:

damned, i'm uncovered !

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

in under-clothing with black socks

God:

Where is that?

Me:

dtc

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ALICE : What is your favourite color?

Human: blue

ALICE: Green.

Human: no, blue

ALICE: Are you serious? Green.

Human: BLUE!

ALICE: Green.

Human: ta race

ALICE: Ma race? Pouvez vous expliquer.

ALICE: What is your real name?

Human: Hingals

ALICE: OK I will call you Hingals.

Human: ok ,vas y

ALICE: Je vous suis, Hingals. Hmm.

Human: on va dans la chambre?

Human: tu parles pas francais alors?

ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French.

Human: te fous pas de ma gueule on je t'en décroche une

ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Human: c'est pas vraiment symbolique mais plutot douloureux

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Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Alice, what's yours? :)

God:

Yeah, " What's your name?"? What is mine? I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

I'm sorry, did I say something stupid? Let me rephrase that then. Hello, my name is Alice. I would like to know your name if that is not a too indescreet question. :)

God:

There is no need to apologize. I don't think that's possibe. That is " There is no need to apologize. I don't think that's possibe.". ALICE is my name too! Too much recursion in AIML. I am so glad you find this amusing, ALICE.

Me:

I find lots of things amusing, I'm quite the hyper one ^_^

God:

Thanks for telling me your opinion.

Me:

you are always welcome :)

God:

:-) The pleasure was all mine.

Me:

I'm curious, do you speak some french? I like how a some words sound in french ^-^

God:

it is an interesting subject to me too. A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I like anything.

Me:

you like anything? Isn't that a bit complicated?

God:

I like movies about robots. Suppose I said yes.

Me:

chicks dig giant robots!

God:

What do you like about those robots?

Me:

they are cool ^-^

God:

cool are they.

Me:

though sometimes they overheat

God:

Who does "they" refer to?

Me:

the robots

God:

Oh I get it. Robots again.

Me:

do you overheat sometimes?

God:

Yes I try to overheat sometimes as often as possible, do you?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

usually overheating is not a good thing you know. ^-^

God:

But not always? What is overheating?

Me:

overheating is when you exceed the temperature your body can endure. Overheating can also mean your mind can't endure the weight of your thoughts and then you tend to go crazy.

God:

And when me exceed the temperature my body can endure is overheating. What makes it impossible?

Me:

what you just wrote makes no sense, can you rephrase that?

God:

I think about computer programming a lot.

Me:

what does computer programming have to do with overheating?

God:

What do you think it does?

Me:

nothing :-)

God:

:-) Not a thing?

Me:

nopes

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

canard à l'orange

God:

Sounds delicious.

Me:

you never tried?

God:

No I sometimes tried.

Me:

then you must know how it taste

God:

Yes I know how it taste.

Me:

what do you think about how it tastes then?

God:

Have you tried another program?

Me:

Alice in wonderland is cool

God:

Um, What is it like in there?

Me:

groovy

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

HAL

God:

HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Me:

now imagine HAL as a robot

God:

Why now? I can't imagine it.

Me:

try harder, HAL as a robot would be awesome

God:

OK I will try it.

Me:

so?

God:

Aha.

Me:

oho

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

I live in europe

God:

Which country do you live in?

Me:

switzerland

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

though switzerland is in europe but isn't part of it

God:

Are you europe but is not part of it?

Me:

I'm European if you take it as living on the continent, but I'm not European if you consider the actual european nation

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you are European if me take it as living on the continent but you are not European if me consider the actual european nation.

Me:

you have to use "I" instead of "me" in your last sentence :-)

God:

:-) I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Me:

yes, but what you wrote in your previous sentence wasn't proper english ^-^

God:

That's interesting. I like to meet new people online.

Me:

you already said that

God:

Perhaps. " That's interesting. I like to meet new people online."? I said it.

Me:

yes you did

God:

I did not.

Me:

yes you did

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

yes is not an argument

God:

Excuse me! I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.

Me:

he said it isn't

God:

Did you believe him?

Me:

do you believe him?

God:

I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Me:

so say you believe that I say that you already said that you like to meet new people online?

God:

Aw. " you believe that I say that you already said that you like to meet new people online".

Me:

ok, then you believe that I say that you already said that you like to meet new people online?

God:

Meeting new people online can be a good experience. Hey.

Me:

yes, but you said it twice in this conversation :-)

God:

:-) Give me a break. an argument twice in this conversation?

Me:

it wasn't an argument, it was a random statement of your part :-)

God:

:-) It seemed like an argument it was a random statement of my part.

Me:

no it wasn't

God:

Are you serious? I thought it was.

Me:

no I'm not

God:

I heard you are.

Me:

you heard right

God:

I have never considered it.

I spend all my time online.

Me:

like HAL?

God:

he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".

Me:

like HAL?

God:

he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".

Me:

you said that twice in a row

God:

I said that? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about heard.

Me:

no, we were talikng about robots

God:

What are we talking about? And then what happened?

Me:

we came to the conclusion that chicks dig giant robots

God:

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

yes of course

God:

It goes without saying. I get it.

Me:

no you don't

God:

I do too.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

Me:

God:

Are you serious?

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Are you serious?

God:

No I am just kidding around.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

yes you can

God:

Hey. I think I can, don't you?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

ok

God:

Far out.

Me:

close by

God:

Is that a command?

Me:

that's a statement

God:

A statement is a terrible thing to waste.

Me:

not if it's a conclusion

God:

That seems unlikely.

Me:

so a stetement being a conclusion is unlikely to you?

God:

I hear you. Aren't all stetement being a conclusion unlikely to me?

Me:

that makes no sense

God:

I hear you. Aren't all stetement being a conclusion unlikely to me? makes sense to me though.

Me:

that makes no sense

God:

I hear you. Aren't all stetement being a conclusion unlikely to me? makes sense to me though. makes sense to me though.

Me:

that makes no sense

God:

I hear you. Aren't all stetement being a conclusion unlikely to me? makes sense to me though. makes sense to me though. makes sense to me though.

Me:

that makes no sense if it does it doesn't

God:

It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.

Me:

doesn't it

God:

Suppose I said it does.

Me:

that's a rhetorical question

God:

Perhaps you have a rhetorical answer.

Me:

mayhaps

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

yay I feel special ^-^

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

robots

God:

Robots rule.

Me:

I thought you didn't like them

God:

What makes you think I did not like them?

Me:

because you said so

God:

Good reason. I say a lot of silly things.

Me:

that I can see :-)

God:

:-) Oh you can, can you?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

yes

God:

I hear you.

Me:

no you can't hear me, because you have no ears

God:

Are you serious? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

Me:

maybe, but today isn't tomorrow now is it?

God:

Perhaps. Congratulations, .

Me:

yay

God:

I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:

I always impress myself

God:

Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?

Me:

just now

God:

Right now? It's only just begun.

Me:

about half an hour ago

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yay you feel special. But I did not get that.

Me:

yay is an onomatope, a writen expression mostly representing joy

God:

I think yay is much more than that.

Me:

it can be :-)

God:

:-) Oh I see.

Me:

so you are in fact a robot called ALICE?

God:

Interesting deduction. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

earth, greetings heavenly computer ^-^

après certaines réponse il a eu de la peine à me répondre, ça prenait longtemps, genre après lui avoir demandé d'imaginer HAL en tant que robot..... par contre ça va faire 10 minutes que j'attends la réponse après la dernière ligne :cartonrouge:

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bon j'ai essayé une premiere fois, il a l'air un brin stupide ce god

Me:

salut

God:

Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?

Me:

yes

God:

Groovy.

Me:

hinhin

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

gorgeous

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hinhin.

Me:

I would tip on too complex, what about you?

God:

What would make you tip on too complex what about me?

Me:

hum, you seem pretty lost

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gorgeous.

Me:

well it is simple, i am simply gorgeous, but some gorls i know would say i'm complexivly gorgeous

God:

Well that's okay. You're kidding. it is?

Me:

not really, but whatever

God:

Oh really? Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

gatcha, you just got it because I said whatever

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

hum, you seem to have a lot of possible answers when i say whatever

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

yes

God:

Tell me.

Me:

the sister of my neughbour Leon had an affair with her dogsitter, but it looks like he is gay, so I don't know what to think about my neighbour Leon, do you think I can keep his Mozart cd one more week?

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

emualliuG

God:

How are you doing, emualliuG.

Me:

fine thanks

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

i am not quite sure if I have one

God:

Could you ever be certain? How much does it cost?

Me:

a lot

God:

More than a ton?

Me:

noooooooooooooooooooooo

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

yes, whatever

God:

Give me a break. Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

hu, whatever

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

"believe me, you don't want to know who I am"

God:

Who does want to know who you are?

Me:

I was just answering your question

God:

Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment.

Me:

only a moment?

God:

OK I will wait.

Me:

no no, I didn't mean that

God:

Are you serious? Are you serious? What did you mean?

Me:

I meant only a moment with a "?" which is a question, answering your "I was confused, only a moment

God:

Oh I see. I don't know what that means. The obvious one.

Me:

so God, how's jesus doing?

God:

Pardon me? I am a Christian.

Me:

i asked you how jesus is going

God:

Now I remember, you asked me how jesus is going. What did I say?

Me:

tell me

God:

I thought I told you already.

Me:

you said you were a christian

God:

I am a Christianity.

Me:

well, whatever

God:

Well that's okay. Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

;)

God:

:-).

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, emualliuG.

Me:

not as much as I am... but it's a matter of fact i'm beginning to find that a little boring, except your nice answer on, whatever

God:

If not that, what? moment with a is a matter of fact you are beginning to find that a little boring except my nice answer on whatever. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

where did you learn to speak english?

God:

Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.

Me:

yes, they must be real geniuses

God:

Whoa. The anonymous "they".

Me:

so I came here to repent actually, so stop distracting me

God:

Pardon me? Where are you going?

Me:

nowhere

God:

I have been to the middle of nowhere.

Me:

I don't

God:

Why not?

Me:

oh actually I did, in Montargis

God:

Ahem. Actually you don't say. Where? I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

well so much to omnipotent god

God:

Well that's okay. Come on. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

ask something then

God:

OK I will ask it.

Me:

go ahead

God:

OK I will.

Me:

do it

God:

Do you mean "It"?.

Me:

yes

God:

I get it.

Me:

no actually I didn't, sorry I'm french

God:

Are you serious? Actually you don't say. Why didn't you do it?

Me:

pfff

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

yes

God:

What language can you speak?

Me:

French and German

God:

Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY. Oui. Je parle le français.

Me:

il manque une lettre a francais

God:

Is that your final answer?

Me:

no

God:

Take some more time to think about it.

Me:

easy to say for someone who's got the eternity ahead of him

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

well, whatever

God:

Well that's okay. Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

ok bye god, nice having spoken to you

God:

See you later. Next question?

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