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Un Objet Filmique Non Identifié made in Frank Zappa (non il n'est pas adepte des drogues dures, mais il ne faut pas le laisser jouer avec tous les boutons d'un studio de montage :D)


Au passage, on reconnaitra :

- Ringo Starr en Frank Zappa / Larry le nain

- Keith Moon en Nonne adepte de drogues dures

- Pas mal de membres des Mothers Of Inventions

- Quelques groupies très connues à l'époque incarnant leur propre rôle

- ...

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Dear whatever-you-are,

thank you for providing us and our users with such great entertainment.

I'm not talking about Enya (hey, Enya fucking sucks), but instead of your

nonsensical email.

You have

- confused us with our ISP

- no knowledge whatsoever about BitTorrent

- no knowledge whatsoever of the appliciable laws (trademark or copyright)

- made very entertaining threats (hey, go ahead and contact RIPE NCC,

please, I beg you)

You have scored 10 out of 10 points on our Legal Threats Entertainment

scale. You win the grand prize: A lifetime of ridicule on our legal

threats section (http://static.thepiratebay.org/legal/) !


Please also note that I'm not currently out of toilet paper, so you may

wait a while before sending legal papers.

> ================================================

> CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail message, and any attachments thereto,

> is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain legally

> privileged and/or confidential information. Any unauthorized review, use,

> disclosure or distribution is strictly prohibited. If you are not the

> intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply email and permanently

> delete all copies of the original message.

> ================================================


Yeah, right...

et ma favorite:

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,

will result in

a) a suit being filed for harassment

b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for

sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and

that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on


Go fuck yourself.

Polite as usual,


J'ai pas fini d'en rire je crois, c'est mieux que vdm XD :mdr:

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Musique : ReDigi, le site pionnier qui revend vos vieux MP3 sur Rue89

Avec cette quote :

David El Sayegh, le directeur du Snep, est sceptique :

« Je ne vois pas comment leur système censé empêcher la duplication des fichiers et effacer définitivement les fichiers du vendeur pourrait marcher. »

De là à dire qu'il n'y a aucun système (pas même les DRM) qui peut empêcher la duplication :francais:

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