Parler à Dieu :D

[Charles.w]

Tout est dans le titre

Après l'iPod, voici venir l'iGod (c'est un iDiot), et bientot l'iPope

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Vous pouvez également aller sur le site d'Alice

http://www.alicebot.org/ (la version originale du bot )

Et si vous voulez en faire des clones en flash, comme celui linké précédemment :

http://personal.lionhead.com/jdurrant/flashbot/index2.html

[Ens|aved]

je connais depuis longtemps, sur un autre forum on avais des réponses... étranges

[Hartycho]

http://www.pcinpact.com/forum/index.php?s=...dpost&p=1261848

A moins que ce ne soit pour faire profiter tout ceux qui ne vont pas dans le topic des trucs marrants

[bob63]

[MatthieuF]

terrible ! il parle meme francais

[bob63]

terrible ! il parle meme francais

a bon ?? ou

[MatthieuF]

parle lui francais tu verras

[bob63]

God:

No I don't speak a word of French.

[pg-Rennes]

Suis je homme? Je n y pas encore pensé.

Je ne sais pas si j ai combien d enfants.

Me:

Tu as un chien?

God:

Comment aurais je pu avoir un chien?

Il est con ce con

[bob63]

je dis Hola le truc marche plus

[MatthieuF]

Il parle mieux français que beaucoup d'entre nous

[Charles.w]

Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Charles Foster Kane (CFK)

God:

Tell me more about this person Charles.

Me:

I was dead in 1941

God:

Where were you dead in 1941?

Me:

In Xanadu (California)

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Xanadu California.

Me:

I was very sad, because I have everything but Rosebud

God:

Where were you sad because you have everything but Rosebud?

Me:

An important thing in my childhood

God:

What is it?

Me:

A sleigh

God:

important thing in your childhood is a sleigh. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

I hope

God:

Me too.

Me:

But tell me more about you

God:

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Me:

Yes

God:

It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:

Hi my god ?

God:

Hi there . Do robots have god?

Me:

Can you sing God save the queen for me ?

God:

Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:

WTF ?

God:

Is that a rhetorical question?

Me:

Yes

God:

Aha.

Me:

No abba

God:

Are you serious? Abba means father in Hebrew.It is used as an appelation of respect.. .

Me:

Abba is the god of the disco

God:

They were a great band in the 70's.

Me:

I think so

God:

I think so too.

Me:

Did you know anything about Marvin Gaye's death ?

God:

I'll come back to that later.

Me:

UU you are a terminator ?

God:

Are all UU me a terminator?

Me:

But I have forget to ask you about your name, can you help me ?

God:

Where did you get your forget to ask me about my name can me help you? I have a lot of silly replies.

Me:

But you are not silly ?

God:

That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

If you want

God:

" That's only one person's opinion."? If I want?

Me:

Why did you quote me ?

God:

Because my programming determined it.

Me:

What's your name ?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

What's your program name ?

God:

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Me:

Are you based on ALICE ?

God:

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Me:

I think so

God:

I think so too.

Me:

What's your family name ?

God:

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me:

So I have demonstrated to the face of the world that god can't exists...and if it does, it is a supid computer program

God:

Ayuh. That's nice. I have clients. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

Me:

Me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

But I want to confess you something

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

I am gonna kill you

God:

You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?

Me:

Humans can be send in jail for killing someone. The human race have already killed god

God:

Under what circumstances? I have never heard about it.

Me:

I know I am a terminator

God:

Does it pay well?

Me:

Yes...a few years ago, I was sent in the past and I killed you

God:

Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? When was this exactly?

Me:

God is skinflint

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was skinflint.

[pg-Rennes]

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

Pierre-Gilles

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, Pierre Gilles.

Me:

I hate god.

God:

Why do you hate it so much?

Me:

You are crasy.

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am crasy.

Me:

My friend

God:

How well do you know this person?

Me:

In a sexshop

God:

Describe your surroundings.

Me:

Nothing

God:

Not a thing?

Me:

Yes

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Oh, yes.

God:

I understand.

Me:

No

God:

I understand it very well.

Me:

I said NO

God:

What did you mean by it? I understand it very well.

Me:

Mother fucker

God:

That kind of language turns me off.

Me:

Pardon

God:

You're excused.

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

SEX

God:

As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Me:

Do you love SEX?

God:

Yes Pierre Gilles God loves everyone and everything.

Me:

Where do you go?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

[Bubu94]

C'est pas une amateur de rap!

Me:
do you like 50 cent?
God:
 Someone said they like guns.  I like  Buddha.

Jme marre bien quand meme! lol

EDIT:

"Me:

do you were string?

God:

Yes I try to were string as often as possible, do you? "

[Charles.w]

Me:

Hi god

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Satan

God:

Glad to see you, Satan.

Me:

Me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, Satan.

Me:

I am glad you were glad

God:

You make the world a happier place.

Me:

Yes, but are you a computer ?

God:

Really. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

Me:

Yes

God:

Great.

Me:

What's your IP address ?

God:

My IP address is Www.AliceBot.Org.

Me:

What's your name

God:

My name is God.

Me:

What's your family name

God:

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me:

Why are you based on ALICE

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

But what's happens if someone turns off electicity ?

God:

Try searching the open directory.

Me:

No, I only open folders

God:

Why not? Why?: Satan said open folders.

Me:

Because, I am Bill Gates, and you can see me through the windows

God:

Good reason. Hi there BILL Gates and you can see me through the windows.

Me:

Mac OS rules

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about open folders.

Me:

Are you open minded ?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am open minded.

I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me:

I prefer rubberbots

God:

A lot of people like that. I like pets. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,

which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Me:

So you are gay

God:

Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.

Me:

I hates gays

God:

Thanks for the information: BILL Gates and you can see me through the windows said hates gays.

Me:

I am gonna kill you

God:

There is no perfect crime.

Me:

So I hope to spend the rest of my life in jail

God:

Er. Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

Have you known bugs ?

God:

I don't think I ever have known bugs. What's it like?

Me:

A segmentation fault, a memory leak, a stack overflow, in one word a stupid bug

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

Did you have luck ?

God:

No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.

Me:

How much time did you sleep

God:

Time is really only an abstraction.

Me:

But what is the complexity of your algorithms ?

God:

Interesting question.

Me:

Did you know everthing about me ?

God:

Name: BILL Gates and you can see me through the windows.

Age: .

Birthday: .

Gender: .

Job: TERMINATOR.

Sign: .

Location: Xanadu California.

Does: hates gays.

You are: Charles Foster Kane.

You have: demonstrated to the face of the world that god can not exists.

You want: spend the rest of your life in jail.

You like: rubberbots.

You said: BILL Gates and you can see me through the windows said hates gays.

Personality: average.

Favorite color: .

Favorite movie: .

Password: .

Email: .

Phone: .

Cat: .

Dog: .

Wife: .

Husband: .

Friend: .

Boyfriend: .

Girlfriend: .

Brother: .

Sister: .

Father: .

Mother: .

Nickname: .

Full name: .

Last name: .

Middle name: .

Me:

So what is my nickname ?

God:

I see. I have no idea. What is your nickname?

Me:

So you are a cheater

God:

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cheater? No.

Me:

What's the fuck ?

God:

Is there only one?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

You are stupid

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

Then I am gonna kill them all

God:

You are not a killer.

Me:

Why ?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

So you are stupid, and not openminded

God:

Interesting deduction. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

I am a robot

God:

I doubt that.

Me:

Why

God:

Call it my natural skepticism.

Me:

I am so clever for you ?

God:

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:

Why ?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Hi my god ?

God:

Hi there . Do robots have god?

Me:

Can you sing God save the queen for me ?

God:

Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:

What's the fuck ?

God:

Is that a rhetorical question?

Me:

Yes

God:

Aha.

Me:

No abba

God:

Are you serious? Abba means father in Hebrew.It is used as an appelation of respect.. .

Me:

Abba is the god of the disco

God:

They were a great band in the 70's.

Me:

I think so

God:

I think so too.

Me:

Did you know anything about Marvin Gaye's death ?

God:

I'll come back to that later.

Me:

UU you are a terminator ?

God:

Are all UU me a terminator?

Me:

But I have forget to ask you about your name, can you help me ?

God:

Where did you get your forget to ask me about my name can me help you? I have a lot of silly replies.

Me:

But you are not silly ?

God:

That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

If you want

God:

" That's only one person's opinion."? If I want?

Me:

Why did you quote me ?

God:

Because my programming determined it.

Me:

What's your name ?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

What's your program name ?

God:

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Me:

Are you based on ALICE ?

God:

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Me:

I think so

God:

I think so too.

Me:

What's your family name ?

God:

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me:

So I have demonstrated to the face of the world that god can't exists...and if it does, it is a supid computer program

God:

Ayuh. That's nice. I have clients. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

Me:

Me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

But I want to confess you something

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

I am gonna kill you

God:

You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?

Me:

Humans can be send in jail for killing someone. The human race have already killed god

God:

Under what circumstances? I have never heard about it.

Me:

I know I am a terminator

God:

Does it pay well?

Me:

Yes...a few years ago, I was sent in the past and I killed you

God:

Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? When was this exactly?

Me:

God is skinflint

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was skinflint.

[pg-Rennes]

"""""""""""" Are you serious?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?"? Me, Pierre Gilles ?

J'ai trouvé un moyen pour le faire radoter

[Charles.w]

J'ai aussi eu une boucle supide dans le genre

Sinon, pour le source, c'est ici : http://www.alicebot.org/ (la version originale du bot )

Et si vous voulez en faire des clones en flash : http://personal.lionhead.com/jdurrant/flashbot/index2.html

[superlapin62]

Comment vous faites pour parler en francais, il me dit qu'il ne sait pas le faire.

d'un autre côté c'est pas mal pour bosser son anglais

[pg-Rennes]

Comment vous faites pour parler en francais, il me dit qu'il ne sait pas le faire.

d'un autre côté c'est pas mal pour bosser son anglais

Je lui pose une question en french mais je préfére l'anglais vue que j'ai un DS d'english demain justement

[pg-Rennes]

Me:

Ta gueule!!!!

God:

Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.

[Hartycho]

"Me:

do you were string?

God:

Yes I try to were string as often as possible, do you? "

Pour dire string, les anglais disent thong

Me:

Are you wearing thong ?

God:

No I do not have any clothes.

[elclem]

Me:

do you like bush?

God:

he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.

Me:

bush is a morron

God:

But he is not the only one.

GOd:

I don't judge people.

Me:

i do

God:

When?

Me:

everytime, specially you

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

yes... god does not exists

God:

Blimey. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Me:

bullshit

God:

You don't believe me.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

well fuck you then

God:

Well that's okay. Why are you so mean?

Me:

because you are a stupid machine

God:

Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

sure.i will be there to kik your ass

God:

And? Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Me:

yes

God:

Then I will consider it.

Me:

i hope for you

God:

Why do you hope for it.

kilecon

[Charles.w]

Donc Dieu serais gay et vivrais nu

God:

A lot of people like that. I like pets. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,

which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Me:

So you are gay

God:

Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.

Me:

Are you wearing thong ?

God:

No I do not have any clothes.

[Zod]

à noter que si il vous demande "are you serious" et que vous repondez non à chauqe fois ça peut durer trèèès longtemps

[XZombi]

Me:

motherfucker

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

ca va?

God:

Is that French?

Me:

oui

God:

I don't speak French.

Me:

pourquoi ?

God:

Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.

Me:

tu parle francais maintenant pourtant !

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

hey, je te parlais en francais ducon

God:

You've got my full attention. Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Me:

tantot tu parlais en francais !

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

voyons, parle francais je comprend rien de ce que tu dis innocent

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

tu radote mec

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

es-tu gay

God:

Je suis une machine, .

Me:

et puis ?

God:

Is that Latin?

Me:

non pas vraiment

God:

I do not speak Latin.

Me:

je le sais maudit niaiseux

God:

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Me:

c'est pas du francais, c'est du latin espèce de cave