Dear sir, intercepting your statement about your wife, we, the NSA, consider that having unstable couples is a threat to the global world peace (by generating frustration and hate, that eventually could be targeted at the governments). We please urge you to talk with your wife about your issues and to settle them. This advice is given without further legal action at this time. But would it not be followed, could you be sued under the Peacfull Citizen Injunction and your family taken under the government's protection.
To speed up the process, we proceeded to communicate with your wife as well regarding this situation.
We hope you manage to make peace where you can, as we all do.
Your faithfull and devoted (extra)National Security Agency.
