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Pis bon, la comparaison est un peu foireuse. La puissance étant justement un facteur important.
pas tant que çà, puisque le corps humain est composé à 65-70% d'eau, et le cerveau entre 75-80%.

C'est sûr que la puissance n'est pas la même, mais là, c'est plus une question d'énergie (puissance x temps), et l'effet de l'énergie sur les cellules ou les neurones, on ne le connait pas trop et les professionnels se gardent bien d'en parler...

Mais si certaines assurances ont récemment décidé d'exclure de leurs garanties des maladies pouvant découler d'une exposition prolongée aux rayonnements électromagnétiques, c'est qu'il y a une raison; Ya pas de fumée sans feu. ;)

Sinon je compare l'énergie thermique solaire reçue par un normand et celle d'un marseillais et je dis que les marseillais reçoivent entre 10h et 11h, 150x plus d'énergie que les normands en 1 jour et que c'est des gros malades mentaux!
En effet, c'est pas comparable, les rayons lumineux agissent surtout sur l'épiderme, pas sur le cerveau.

Mais vous avez raison, c'est pas marrant. :transpi:

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L'énergie ça se dissipe, d'où l'importance du facteur puissance :roll:

mais bref, soit on ouvre un topic (quoique il existe peut-être déjà, à vérifier), soit on stop le HS sinon on a pas fini :transpi:

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Excellent CoffeeBreak, un véritable bijou !

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SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then

throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy

grows.

You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by

your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption

for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.

The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to

produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why

the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION

You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,

dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.

You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three

cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce

twenty times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and

market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows,

but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.

You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive...

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Bof :transpi:

Déjà corrige la fote d'aurtografe ["Nom mais..."] et complète le mot "suéd" [c'est du français ? :dd: ]

Et après je dirais: "Allö? Non mais allô? T'es un ikea buyer et t'as pas gé-man un gros kaka? Allö? Allô?!"

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Déjà corrige la fote d'aurtografe ["Nom mais..."] et complète le mot "suéd" [c'est du français ? :dd: ]

J'ai les yeux qui saignent :D

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je vais pas changer suéd, c'est sur le site

Et la faute c'est Nabila pas capelo (écoute sa vidéo c'es Nome mais allo quoi)

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